Dear Mickey
You've been on my mind a lot lately. I have found myself a little studio flat, around the same size as our own but with it's own real life toilet, unlike ours. Of course, the toilet issue was never a problem for you...but it was inconvenient for me. I will have a private roof garden which makes the flat, in summer, considerably larger than ours. I haven't checked inside the cupboards so I cannot report on their quality but there are more than in our flat so there's definitely a home for you should you wish to have a London adventure? I'd even make you an egg box bed.
I'm a little worried, I confess, that having lived solo and been accompanied by a Cockroach followed by a mouse that on my third attempt I will find a different creature. My worry, as you would understand, is that this could end up being a rat. I'd take another mouse, not as replacement you understand, or a cat or a dog but I'd rather not meet another cockroach and I never want to meet a rat. If I'm entirely honest with you. So my invite to you to enjoy a London adventure is not entirely with honourable intentions. But as we got on fairly well...well you know what I mean. I'd rather you than anyone else.
Although, I guess with you not talking to me, this is wishful thinking. One thing's for sure Mickey, it won't quite be home without you.
However, I am excited to be independent again. London isn't all that bad...
Yours faithfully,
Hannah
I'm a little worried, I confess, that having lived solo and been accompanied by a Cockroach followed by a mouse that on my third attempt I will find a different creature. My worry, as you would understand, is that this could end up being a rat. I'd take another mouse, not as replacement you understand, or a cat or a dog but I'd rather not meet another cockroach and I never want to meet a rat. If I'm entirely honest with you. So my invite to you to enjoy a London adventure is not entirely with honourable intentions. But as we got on fairly well...well you know what I mean. I'd rather you than anyone else.
Although, I guess with you not talking to me, this is wishful thinking. One thing's for sure Mickey, it won't quite be home without you.
However, I am excited to be independent again. London isn't all that bad...
Yours faithfully,
Hannah
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